“You have big dick!”- Bastard excerpt
The asian girl
Has little tits
And a grin on her face
We met at some bar
I don’t remember
The name of
And we’re both
Plastered
Out of our minds
As I take off
My pants
She tells me
“You have big dick!!”
I say I don’t
But she insists
A few minutes later
I stick it in,
We grind for a few,
And she fakes an orgasm
Or at least
I think it’s fake
It just seems unlikely
That I could really
Make a woman scream
With that much intensity
But maybe I’m wrong
Maybe she did
Have an orgasm
Maybe she had the
Biggest orgasm ever
And maybe my dick
Really is big
But I doubt it.
